I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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