is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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