god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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