Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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