Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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