She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
a search helicopter?!
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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