What did we do last night that was yellow?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
God, I missed his penis.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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