Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
