Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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