FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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