why didn't you poke me back
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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