Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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