this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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