so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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