I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Randomize
