she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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