Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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