So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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