About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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