she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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