life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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