DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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