She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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