dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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