I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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