Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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