It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
