Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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