I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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