Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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