We should be called the Road Head Warriors
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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