they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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