i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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