Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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