he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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