At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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