dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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