How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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