Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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