Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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