No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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