She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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