She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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