yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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