Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Randomize
