Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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