idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
