We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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