Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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