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Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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