nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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