Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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