Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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