I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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